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MY TAKE ON ALL THE CONSPIRACY STUFF

BACK TO THE LINKS PAGE page KNOW THE TRUTH AS KNOWN  BY PEOPLE THAT THINK THIS IS THE TRUTH. NOT THAT IT MUCH MATTERS OR IT DOES MATTER MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY KNOW. I HOPE THIS CLARIFIES ANY DOUBTS YOU MAY HAVE AS STARTING WITH THE EVENTS CLOSE TO MY BIRTH        SA TRUE ENOUGH STORY ND THE VILLAGE THAT RAISES THEM.

El conexcion de Mexico

BALLOONS AND KITES AND THINGS DOING THINGS!

The military coming up with the balloon thing was a pretty good spin. No one buys it because civilians, at the time, saw all the kites the military were flying to monitor Russian low frequency mind control emissions. The balloons came later when the military found out that it was the Russians telling them, through the low energy transmissions, to use kites instead of balloons. 

The Chinese took advantage of the situation by making and selling kites to the USa. These kites used a type of string that could hold a 'mind charge' that gave them an ethereal reality. Only children with special esper abilities were involved in making the string. The string was used on the kites to transmit a coded message "I like mao- Karl marx the spot' What wasn't known was that Alien saucers used a similar energy source that powered their  pulse drive engines. The Chinese string on the kite brought down the saucer.

It was the USA that realized that the string was nonessential but only created a matrix for the real string which is made of energy. In fact a new energy source , a quantum string. The saucers are in fact a complex net of quantum strings that allows them to interface with the brain impulses of the grays to propel the ships and  bend space. 

Children were found to grasp the context easier and programs were set up as a top secret defense against both Alien invasion and Russian and Chinese machinations. 

A ship was sent to area 50 and they began to take it apart. An explosion ensued. ( See Photo) A tech crossed two quantum strings, thinking they were just wires, Igniting the power module. Area 50 was completely destroyed sending materials into the stratosphere the fallout Making a large cross section of the people of the USA to suffer an addictive fondness for rock and roll music, French fries, peanut butter, white castle, Leave it to beaver, Spam, jerry Lewis, cars with big fins, excessive masturbation, fruitless necking and petting, Poodle skirts, thunderbird and fresca  Milton Pearle, salads, manhattans, beer,, filtered mentholated cigarettes and pizza. The explosion was reported to the press as an unscheduled A-bomb test.

The vehicle that was taken from roswell was examined and it was brilliantly determined  That the only way to figure out the technology was to reverse -engineer the vehicle instead of taking it apart. NO one was sure exactly how to do that.  SO little has been done.

An alien did survive and was most helpful until it became addicted to peanut butter. The effect is similar to heroin on Grays. The poor creature thinks it is either Sammy Hagar, Keith Richards or Ginger Baker but does give valuable information within the parameters of rock music, money and real estate investments, drug insights, women, and tax advice. Since the Grays are connected by telepathy we are being bombarded by insane thoughts from the whole of there race and they to ours., Which explains the political situation in the last fifty years.

By the Vietnam era we knew that there were two crash sites by another alien group that landed in the area of Cambodia and Vietnam. They were alien bugs and nothing made any sense. Everything was run by a sucrose bases liquid infused with negatively charged ions. There were Viable eggs  everywhere within the ships, Clearly  colony ships. The Germans found the  first crash sites buried under two hundred feet of earth for over  a million years. The Russians found the files in Berlin and re-found the ships. A joint venture agreement was signed with the Chinese. The Russians and chinese ate the eggs  and found them a short lived delicacy. The French had been looking for the ships for decades having only found one escape pod full of eggs. The y managed to synthesize the blended eggs and sucrose filled sacs. This material was put in French foods as an anti-oxidant and thickener for sauces.  All that it seemed to do was to enhance their pastries and to make the French rude,  twitchy and slightly odd in behavior . (Perhaps explaining Julia Childs and their current international political policies)  Further,the French, THINKING THE PEOPLE OF iNDO-cHINA WOULD BENEFIT FROM THE ADDITIVE, Began adding the synthetic to MSMG AND AS A PRESERVATIVE for RICE. the  UNEXPECTED result was that all indo-Chinese became insulted by JUST ABOUT everything and started fighting among themselves. we JOINED IN A BIT LATER due to the whole 'I like Mao-karl marx the spot' thing and an unfortunate reference to 'Dominos' as the only metaphor in the history of the US congress that every congressman and Senator got.

.A RARE ANd EXPENSIVE alcoholic drink was distilled from the ultra sweet combs found in the huge ships. That drink altered dna and had been distributed to those that claimed they were of the blood line of Jesus Christ. These same people were later responsible for the Irish dance craze that chased the Grays to mexico. It is my understanding that once a year these ultra- humans create ceremonies that include; COSTUMES,  childish sexual play , drinking this rare liquor and eating peanut butter. tHE ONLY QUANTIFIABLE RESULT IS A TENDENCY FOR THE ROYALS OF EUROPE AND THE ULTRA-RICH to behave badly in public and have strong urges to steal Company retirement funds.

The Grays took to abducting Humans to counter affect the damage DONE by installing  normalizing implants. rogue grays, GETTING RICH BY DRUG DEALING, HAVE BEEN STEALING PEANUT BUTTER FROM government STORES.  the GRAY CIVILIZATION IS CURRENTLY ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE.

          TOFU  (unidentified flying object tastlesstreat)

There is a rumor that the Grays and Humans have been swapping technologies. The truth is that they don't have much to trade ( We stole most of it when we captured their ships.) The unintentional feeding of peanut butter to the one surviving Gray did cause some difficulty. We didn't realize that peanut butter was on the Contraband list of narcotics established by the Systems Federation. We weren't asked to join so we didn't much care.

 The tension between our two races did come to a boiling point on a number of occasions. Some Gray Ship Captains became so outraged at the peanut butter abuse that they took to writing filthy (By their standards)  comments into earth crops. Once our scientists deciphered the crop formations and discovered that our colons were disgusting diseased ridden tubes and that the gigantic nature of our male genitalia was the laughing stock of the galaxy- we decided to sit down again at the negotiating table. All went well .We catalogued what we got from their ships and traded such valuable items as : valium (Anal probes are stressful to both humans and aliens. Those who find anal probing less uncomfortable are given the drug anyway.) Lacy lingerie and nylons (?) , talcum powder, rolex watches(It is believed they use them as belts), Fiats, Viagra (As far as we can tell when mixed with peanut butter it causes the erection of a long dormant gland in their brains. Past that- nothing is known.) Doris Day movies, anything with Carol Channing in it, Jerry Lewis movies, anything with Gary Coleman in it, and Steve Baldwin movies. Music by The Ramones, The Electric Alarm Clock, Boy George, Yani, The Three Tenors, Carly Simon and The Edmansons Polka Band. Other items traded were: Tons of peanut butter( Not to be listed on the bill of laden) yo-yos, toilet plungers, air fresheners, and of course DNA samples from a few million humans.

The Grays went along for years under the agreement. They having a surprising sense of ethics sat back down and explained that the value of peanut butter, of course illegal in fourteen star systems, has made them act as our allies in case an invasion should be planned by another unscrupulous Race. We thanked them. They had come to feel that even as things stood they had taken advantage of us and offered their most priced delicacy. It was a gelatinous, off-white mass of  food- something hereto unknown. We acccepted the food product and another agreement was signed. Millions of tons of the stuff was stored yearly. No one had the nerve to taste it even though the scientists assured the authorities it had the exact same molecular structure as Soybeans. Lifers in prison were asked to volunteer. The food was prepared in as many ways as possible. The test proved non-conclusive. Wardens across the country thought it cruel and unusual so they gave extra privileges to the volunteers  ruining the objectivity of the test.

The material was put on the market for a test after an inquiry by the Grays was made.. The Japanese seem to like it, Starlets and models (Purging may invalidate the polling) 23 Germans, 160 Swedes, 37 Lithuanians, native Hawaiians, 1 million Chinese, Californian Soccer Moms, 1/2 the population of Taos and Sante Fe, and all  female Liberal Arts Students and the males trying to mate with them.

If you haven't guessed the government named it Tofu.

As far as the crop circle thing- now our Gray friends  write positive- spiritually uplifting comments they hear on Dr. Phils and Oprahs TV shows. One in a farm crop outside of  Trumsbury on Duckington-Smyth County Windsdoor England was deciphered to read 'You being the best you- you could be'- No one cares now except a few nuts running around faking them, measuring and recording readings and writing books about the crop circles. 

Official complaints from the UN have been sent telling the Captains to "Cut It out"

The Lizard Men

Overview Brief:(From Taped Briefing)

Subterranean Denizens

First concern was the diet and possible origins of Hostiles.

The Tofu and peanut butter agreement with Extraterrestrials is unaffected and viable. The Lizard Men as they have been called seem to be natural to our planet and ingest flora and fauna indigenous to the enormous subterranean environs. Our first encounter with these creatures was in the Carlsbad Caverns 1904. The encounter left four humans dead, badly mauled. There was indication that portions of the bodies were eaten then spit out as if unsavory. The President ordered the areas leading to lower chambers to be sealed. Rumors were spread and no further encounter occurred for several decades. (The secret was turned over to a special unit of federal police…later to become the ATF.

There have been forays by SpOpts into deeper chambers and fire-fights have ensued. Addressing the speculation as to their intelligence, as mote. Weapons captured in subsequent raids are disturbing as to the advance nature of the technology. Speculation as to alien cross-culture may go back several thousand years. Peru contains several tunnel systems beyond our ability to dig, carve and date. Estimates vary from several millions to ten-thousand years old.

The safety of the Government and possibility of a nuclear incident required that underground facilities be constructed. It was necessary to determine the size and defence ability of the Lizard Men underground forces, their command structures, alliances with other Lizard Men in other world zones. (As they came to be called.) It recent years it has been suggested in the world wide Intelligence Community that the Underground Civilization is world wide and allied with Extraterrestrial elements. These same Extraterrestrials may, by the fact that the lizard men both outnumber humans and have been intelligent for far longer than humans, have made agreements with elements of the Lizard society and discounting early humans as insignificant.

I have been cleared to update, for you, the newest Intel on the Lizard Men.

          Type/Species/DNA

We speculate that with the CEE 65 million years ago. A raptor form went underground and found a sustainable environment. Through Intel we have discovered three distinct forms that are the same species.

1. Smaller form about the size of a medium size dog. These are the explorers, farmers, builders, craftsmen, engineers and foragers. These Extremely strong and agile, these creatures seem to be responsible for expansion and construction of new connective tunnels and living sites. They grow Fungi, herd a large furless rodent, and trap bats for food. Around the world their natural curiosity as driven to the surface to acquire treats. US-Royal Crown Cola and moon pies, South America/ Puerto Rico-chicken and goat blood, Japan- sake and tofu ( The Japanese admitted to dumping excess tofu down mine shafts), Russia- Vodka and borsch, China- Panda Sperm?(Don't ask), Africa-wildebeest milk and Croc eggs, There is also reports that the Lords are all addicted to Cocaine

(Delusions of grandeur?) and producers are complaining about the pilfering. Battles in the caves of Columbia have been prolonged and brutal.

2. The mid-sized are warriors. They stand upright 5 feet tall, wide shouldered, large taloned hands. On their feet they have a retractable raptor-like 6-inch talon used for infighting.

There does seem to be conflicts between rival clans and territories, although these altercations are deadly, weapons are not used and the reason for the conflicts seem to be formal- ceremonial or over issues of honor- due to individual or group disagreements. Cursing their sexual prowess loudly in battle makes them enraged. (The size of their tails reflects sexual prowess. This Lizard form has both hidden penises and vaginas-more on physiology later.) All out war doesn't seem to occur. In the first encounters with these warriors our using of guns created a constant state of war with the Lizard Men. One can make a comparison to taking coo amongst the plains Indians. (In fact the Indigenous people do have legends about the Lizard people.) Both sides now use weapons in all encounters.

3. The large Lizards act as rulers, scientists, inventors, artist and priests. An enormous cranium indicates a high level of intelligence. We have had conversations with ambassadors who speak English, Russian, French, Spanish, and Mandarin Chinese. It is plausible that they learn our language instantly by being in our company. An ESP talent seems obvious. One idiosyncrasy is their demand to be called Lord and a ceremonial need that all of the human heads in the room to be lower than theirs.

Oddity:

Passing gas loudly is considered a friendly and intimate gesture and allows the subsequent conversations and actions to be less rigid. The terrifying roar after the emitting of gas is actually laughter. Most of their humor seems to be associated with farts. We have experts working on the nuance of meaning based on pitch, volume, duration and even odor.

Sexual Practices

1. The smaller creatures mate in the same manner as mammals. Sexual activity is a means of procreation and entertainment. The mortality rate is high so births, although usually single births, often have up to five offspring depending on need. The infants hang onto the back or chest of their mother and /or father. The infants are bioluminescent and although they have large light trapping eyes use the infants and young as flashlights. The powerful glow diminishes at puberty. When an infant or youth dies it is given up in a ceremony and eaten by one of the Lordly Class. After such a ceremonial feast the Lord belches a blessing on the family unit of the deceased. The Lord is then clubbed into a coma, kept in hiding until it defecates. That holy offal is then spread on mushroom crops, then the Lord (If his head is hard enough.) is provided a concoction that takes away all pain. A meal of a rare and succulent mushroom is fed to the Priest. He then dreams holy dreams for three days imparting visions and wisdom to the family group. If the info is correct the Lord goes back to its home if not it is killed and thrown into a lava pool.

2. The Warrior class is made up of three sexes. Any individual has both sexes or is neuter and can change depending on need. Gestation is 13 months. Infants are born alive -one or two in the triad may become pregnant in the tryst. All three are needed to produce the level of arousal needed for inception. The young are left alone to fend for themselves and grow rapidly. They are tended and cared for by the smaller creatures and a bond is created. The warrior class defends and protects the smaller creatures to the death. And have been sighted carrying infants to light the way in the labyrinths.

3. The Lords seem to live to serve and live well doing it. They walk a fine line where their services and regal proclamations often end in them being killed. Their egos however are not diminished by the threat of death. The creatures are unisexual and produce one egg every two years. The offspring is gestated in a flexible egg that grows with the young one. It hatches and an individual almost 3/4^th the size of an adult. All knowledge and memories of the parent is passed to the offspring.

Incidence:

1. Wolf relocation was a program to keep the Lizard People in their caves.

2. Cattle mutilations are probably to gather hormone rich flesh to feed to and create new fungi varieties.

3.Lizard Men have a weakness for Knock -Knock jokes. See K&KJ defense manual 2cj34-6544

4.Supermarkets all over the country have reported loss of all kinds of mushrooms. There is a national shortage.

5. Myths of little people, brownies, dwarfs, fairy, elves, leprechauns are clearly the smaller Lizard men interpreted into an archetype.

6. Cesspools are a common target of the Lizard men. I guess we are crapping on their roof.

Update: 12-26-2005

I was watching 8 legged freaks the other day and it dawned on me that an obvious connection with TOFU and anal probes was not  being drawn. But even though through my investigation it would be obvious even the military was looking in the wrong place ...that place being elementary. You see the monotonous repetition of the procedure had to do with the original agreement. We were traded Tofu for peanut butter. The Grays felt that they were vulnerable to some form of ethical blackmail (Who knows?) In all events they felt justified because we were not eating Tofu. The probe an easy way to see if the material had been ingested. Once the first were tested and it was proven that we were out on our word they could test everyone. The tend to be compulsive. It was explained that only Vegans ate enough of it to show traces left in the lower track. They have given us until 2012 to come up with a comprehensive plan to have more of the population be Vegan .In the meantime the Japanese are saying enough with the Tofu send us some beef.

END

NEW

Here is something that came to me. I guess it makes sense. You decide!

The final subject John x-5 expired 900 hours Feb. 23, 1963. This briefing is to make corrections to previous findings and to upgrade data as concerns the John 47's Documents.

Three John subjects were found dead at the two sites previously recorded. Autopsy's proved to be not altogether conclusive and some materials were prematurely released as fact. Fortunately, that material found its way into the population. We have left it as misinformation.

John 4x and 5x survived. 4x was injured and died within the month. 5x survived and allowed for further tests .(In fact 'he' (5x) was cooperative.)

New data:

1. The subjects originally were presumed to be telepathic. That was established when the Sec. of State suffered first contact. It is supposed he took his life because the incident caused trauma to the brain. We discovered that without knowledge of "Gray" body language the telepathic onslaught can be disruptive and overwhelming. It was easier to allow the paranoid common view of an unproved homicide. Subject 5x experienced profound grief at the Secretary's death. (Apparently through their telepathic or empathic connections)

2. The Grays are from a divided race; male/ female planet bound. Intermediate- space and planet living species DNA/gravity- altered to be hairless thin and tall. Space species- DNA altered, small, large heads, organically shielded eyes (Don't fare well in high gravity environs)

3. The race has been space farers for 10,000 years.

4. When space was first explored it was due to resource exploitation (Valuable info. for earth.) Their planet is in the denser center of the Galaxy. Allowing much contact with other races. None proved valuable to DNA enhancement. Disease on their homeworld was almost all DNA based and the most serious problem facing the Grays as a species.

5. Early autopsies brought up the question of how the Intermediates and how the Grays digested food. It was suggested that they didn't eat. Later we found that they did eat but the stomach acted as processor and eliminator. The stomach digested carbs and protein with gastric acid. Bile was secreted to breakdown fats and the remains are regurgitated in a compact mass. The lack of a symbiotic relationship with gut bacteria and fauna was probably due to damaging rays in deep space.

Note: We discovered that 5x had contacted his race and was 'assigned' to live out his life on earth. See- Trade Agreement Gray-x and Social Permeation's. UN -ASUSUN23335467n

6. A cross-cultural breach occurred that furthered the program. A Doctor had breached protocol and ate a peanut butter sandwich and left half in his briefcase. 5x smelled the peanut butter and got hold of the sandwich half and ate it before the Attending could stop him. 5x became calmer and much more cooperative. He explained that 'They' had discovered, on Earth, 2000 years ago a plant similar to a food plant on their own world. The plant was the soybean. The bean was made into a curd and used as the main food for space travel. Peanut butter was a surprise to 'them' it proved to be tastier and more nourishing than soybean, if not addictive. The peace and trade agreement ensued. (We were told that peanut butter was listed as a dangerous drug by numerous Planetary Associations. The Gray Planet Bounds are growing and harvesting peanuts at this time.

7. The Abduction Phenomenon is viewed as a violation of Earth Government's agreement. There seems to be a bureaucratic mix -up. Gray ship divisions are autonomous. Since the abductions are seen as scientifically necessary, the Grays consider it a non-violation. Their planet bound race has genetic problems stemming from digestive issues thus the constant anal fixation. We asked for more information on the illness and asked for them to stop abductions. The continued events are probably due to the distance from their homeworld.

8. Further differences are noted no nostrils due to a stable temperature in the ships, no anus (No need), no eyelashes (clean environment in the ships), no sweat glands, Infantile genitals.

9. Finally: the Intermediates and the Grays are cloned, sterile males, desperately need DNA infusion to stabilize the DNA Matrix. Our race is the closest to their original stock. They have demanded, as a moral prerogative, that we supply DNA material to their scientists. We refused; the abductions seem to be harvesting fetuses for stem cell research. We are powerless to stop the abductions and the subsequent harvesting.

End.

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